Haiku Friday: A Blogger’s Torture

Dark clouds overheadPlease let us weather this stormCrossing my fingersMy stomach in knotsDid we offend you, karma?Let things go our way.I wish I could tellAll these worries in my headBut I must stay … [Continue reading...]



Please Ignore The Smoke Coming From Ohio…

...that would be me trying to set my kitchen on fire.I've said before that I'm a domestic zero. Hate cleaning, can't cook, and I'm not so hot at baking. But I thought I might try my hand at some … [Continue reading...]



Hey Look, It’s A Train Wreck. Let’s Watch.

It's too bad Lynne Spears's new parenting book has been delayed indefinitely.With Britney unable to drive in a straight line and quit drugs long enough to get unmoderated visitation with her boys, and … [Continue reading...]



Motivation

Mira has had the strength to sit unsupported for a few weeks now, but little actual interest in doing so. I'd place her in a sitting position, and she would soon fall over in order to grab a toy and … [Continue reading...]



Sometimes the Posts Just Write Themselves

Overheard At Target This Morning:"Here's the Stage 1 baby foods. Whatcha want?""Ugh! It's all organic! I don't want that organic shit - he don't tolerate that organic shit! It don't taste … [Continue reading...]



Where’s My Support Stockings and False Teeth?

Today, Aaron and I went to the mall for some holiday shopping.We poked our heads into Spencer's Gifts, a store I had to visit during every mall trip as a teen. I haven't been in one for a few years … [Continue reading...]



A Holiday Greeting

I'll admit it - I'm lazy. I had all of the best intentions to create and mail out Christmas and Hanukkah cards this year. I even had a picture picked out for the Christmas photo card, but it never … [Continue reading...]