Yesterday, while out at lunch with my mom:
My mom: Cordy, here are your silverware. (hands them to Cordy)
Cordy: (picking up her silverware, one by one) Look, a knife!
Me: Yes, that’s a knife. Good job!
Cordy: Look, a spoooooon!
My mom: You’re right, that’s a spoon.
Cordy: Look, a bork!
(Mom and I exchange confused looks)
Me: What is that, Cordy?
Cordy: A bork!
Me: (laughing) You mean a fork, Cordy. Ffff-ork.
Cordy: A bork! Bork, bork, bork!