I send my husband and my car to you for one short weekend, so he could attend a little convention for work, and this is what I get in return:
Where’s the love, NYC? You’re totally off my Valentine’s Day card list.
Signed,
An Ohioan who is thankful our parking lots aren’t full service and employing blind armless monkeys to move cars.
Dear Ohio,
I’m so sorry! Please come again! We’re not all like that! Love, NYC
That totally sucks. And you know that I totally understand!
HUGS! (Why can’t we live closer…why!?!?)