More Cordy-isms: The Passive-Aggressive Edition

“Mommy, I have a cold.”

“Oh, really? I’m sorry to hear that, Cordy.”

“I need ice cream to feel me better.”

“Are you saying you want some ice cream?”

“No, I need ice cream to feel me better.”

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“Mommy, what’s the word on the street?”

“I don’t know, what’s the word on the street?”

“Sandwich!”

“Are you trying to tell me you want lunch?”

“Yes.”

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“Do you miss your grandma, Cordy?”

“Yes! Grandma wants to see me now!”

“Do you mean you want to see grandma?”

“No, grandma wants to see me now!”

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“Oh-my-dear! My tummy is rumbly!”

(The fact that she exclaims “Oh my dear!” is perhaps the cutest thing in the world.)

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“Mommy, car is saying something!”

“What’s the car saying, sweetie?”

“Home!”

“Do you mean you want to go home?”

“Yes. Car takes me home.”

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As you can see, my child never wants anything. At least she never wants anything directly.

Christina

Christina is a married mom of two daughters from Columbus, Ohio, and has been blogging at A Mommy Story since 2005.

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