Yesterday I was
on my college campus and
walking to my car
“Hey, baby,” he said.
I looked up to see a car
right in front of me.
He had long dark hair
And he couldn’t have been more
than twenty years old
“Do you want a ride?”
His eyebrows raised as he said
this bad pick up line.
I glanced behind me
Who, me? I thought to myself
Is this a cruel joke?
He was serious.
Didn’t he know I’m at least
ten years his elder?
I was tired and
didn’t look my best for sure.
Could this shirt have helped?
Mominatrix shirts: they’ll make younger men hit on you.
I don’t know why you did it,
But I am flattered.
It’s been a long time
Since a guy who isn’t my
husband hit on me.
sexy again. I’m more than
just a frumpy mom!
And so I must say
I am very sorry that
I laughed in your face.
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Yowza baby. Those bad johnnies smacked me in the face through my screen.
🙂
Oh my word. That shirt is awesome.
Congrats on the 20-Something hitting on you!
Whew-hew! That would have made my day, too!!!
You go, girl! 🙂
Oh, that is flattering. I can’t remember the last time that happened to me.
Wow! What a great day – and a great shirt!
I love the shirt. I think the last time I was hit on was by a guy I thought was hanging around because of my daughter. If anyone offered me a ride now I’d know it’s because he thinks I’m his granny. lol
Love how you developed the story in Haiku!
And wow!
Hawttt! That’s you on that shirt!
Ha! That’s awesome. Still got it!
Pretty you and cute ‘ku. 🙂
Oh, I LOVE it when that happens! Not that it has recently. I think I’m gonna have to get me one of those shirts!
Your story in a poem was great! I have up my second Haiku ever – not half as good as yours, but I’m trying!
That would have made my YEAR! You still got it! 🙂
Alright! Way to go! My haiku is about a pair of jeans that makes me feel like I’m 20-something again!
Happy Friday!
That was hilarious! I love the last one.
I have a Mominatrix shirt, too (the black and purple)… isn’t it totally comfy? I love it!
Awesome. Can’t wait to be able to fit into that shirt again!
woohoo! It’s so great to get that happening when you’re not used to it anymore huh?
I love the t-shirt… I may have to buy one for myself!
Hot before blogher, then, I guess? Rock on!
hubba hubba!!! That is hysterical!
Hilarious story!! I think I may go buy a shirt, just for that…
wow! so who was the first person you called? cuz i so would have had to call someone as soon as i was in the privacy of my own car. and possibly tried to snap a few very discreet pics as proof… heck, i might have just out right asked him if i could take a picture!!
Great Ku and Go You!
BTW, The last few weeks some of the URL’s on the Linky do NOT have a Haiku, unless I am missing it somewhere.
How delightful this
haiku and experience!
That is ‘some’ t-shirt ;–)
Hugs and blessings,
LOL. You do you look hot in that shirt!
I’d have laughed too.
And yeah, the shirt is pretty awesome!
Wow! Did you blush?
If those shirts could make my rack look that good, I’ll buy 30! One for every day of the month 😉
Love the haiku….and his pick up line 🙂
what is mom of two the new hot chick? i had two guys flirting with me at work yesterday…granted they were something like 60, but being hit on is being hit on….lol
Ha! I’m sure I’d feel flattered too. Can’t remember the last time that happened…
LOL That is GREAT! Awesome.
I had a similar experience at Starbucks a coupla months ago — I’m still thinking about it!
Ohhh myyy!
Nice to be noticed, now and then, ha? And the rest of us got to read a great haiku!
rock on, sexy mama.
Ha ha, nice!
Bad line I heard while walking my kids (one in stroller)…
“Hey Mother, want another??”
was it ‘good’ or bad??
I couldn’t help but laugh. It was such a strange moment for me that laughing was the only response.
And yeah, amazingly comfortable shirt. It does make the girls look bigger, too. The rack is really quite modest in size in real life.
Um.. I’m a chick and straight and I may have hit on you as well.. holy crap. Sorry but I have a deep respect for the well racked. Years of envy does that to a person.
I love that you laughed! I’d have stood there kinda stupid and got in the car.
Great ku!
i’m pretty sure the last time i was hit on ANYONE other than my husband was when i was in, um, high school…
That is freakin’ awesome baby. It’s cos you are getting so hot for blogher AND the t-shirt 😉
Must get that shirt!!
Lol! Did you say “I was giving rides when you were in diapers, sonny!”
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Thanks so much & happy blogging!