Could A Recessive Swedish Gene Be Hiding In Her Somewhere?

Yesterday, while out at lunch with my mom:

My mom: Cordy, here are your silverware. (hands them to Cordy)

Cordy: (picking up her silverware, one by one) Look, a knife!

Me: Yes, that’s a knife. Good job!

Cordy: Look, a spoooooon!

My mom: You’re right, that’s a spoon.

Cordy: Look, a bork!

(Mom and I exchange confused looks)

Me: What is that, Cordy?

Cordy: A bork!

Me: (laughing) You mean a fork, Cordy. Ffff-ork.

Cordy: A bork! Bork, bork, bork!


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Comments

  1. That is too funny. I loved the chef on the Muppet Show. I did a great impression as a kid!

  2. Mrs. Chicken says

    Look, I’m the first comment!

    This made me giggle. We tell The Poo her real name is Luigi, because she always yells “Save-a-me! Save-a-me!” when she needs help.

    Thanks for the laugh!

  3. I needed this smile after the tantrum Nick threw this morning. EEP. Bork. *giggles* I wish I had the Muppet Show on DVD.

  4. swirlingnotions says

    I have to say, I love Cordy’s take on things. First, rockets. Now, borks. You go, Cordy!

  5. motherbumper says

    Oh Cordy, you are a lady after my own heart (I *heart* all things swedish, especially the chef). Farfafanugle!

  6. =]
    I can’t wait for my son to get old enough to do things like that. Just thought that I’d leave a comment. Been lurking for a little while.

  7. HA HA HA!

    I love the swedish chef!!!

  8. Happy Veggie says

    I love it! Made me laugh and I almost woke up the Sprout.

  9. *LOL*

    Wow, does that bring back some memories!
    ;0

  10. Love it … she si too cute for words!

  11. In my mind I was picturing a “spork” from 7-Eleven. Cute post!

  12. Motherhood Uncensored says

    HAAAAAAAAAAAA. I love the Swedish Chef. Cordy has great taste.

  13. I laughed out loud and my husband asked what the hell I was reading.

  14. aimee / greeblemonkey says

    I always loved that dude.

  15. Hahahaa so funny…

    May I borrow your bork?

  16. Major Bedhead says

    Perheps she-a hes a footoore-a es a celebreety cheff. Ve-a cun oonly hupe-a she-a fulloos in her mentur’s fuutsteps. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

    (No, I’m not nuts – you can translate your words into many dialects, including Swedish Chef. Go here:
    http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ )

  17. Hee hee hee! I love the Swedish Chef. Cordy’s too cute for words.

  18. YEAH! Ha ha – you know, I was thinking of Cordy yesterday while reading a story to Sweet Pea from a new book her grandpa gave her: Stories for 4-Year-Olds. They had some great illustrations and the little girl in Goldilocks looked very updated and her hair was actually CURLY! I thought of Cordy immediately. ha ha!

  19. My favorite character along with Beaker. Sending this to my brother, pronto.