A Mommy Story

I took some new pictures of Cordelia today, and as I browsed through older pictures of her on Flickr, a thought occurred to me:

This kid should be doing product promotions.

I’ve gone too long letting her promote the wares of various large companies for free. It’s time to start asking them for payment for these services! After all, this little girl will need to go to college someday, and we’re certainly not rich enough to pay her way. She’s cute, she likes the camera, and she’s always willing to show off new products. Perfect!

So, for you corporate giants perusing this little blog, here are some ideas of just what she could do for you.

Avent sippy cups – for the toddler with discriminating taste.

Diet Coke: Tastes great and fun to stack!

The Children’s Place socks: Not just for feet!

Kleenex tissues are the only tissues I’d use!

The Britax Marathon: the perfect carseat for not sleeping all the way to Chicago!

Are your eyes this beautiful? If not, then try Acuvue colored lenses!

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See? The possibilities are endless! Why, I’ve even used Cordelia in my own shameless self-promotion:

You know you want a t-shirt for your own little blog fodder.

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As you can see, Cordelia can advertise nearly anything. (Promoters of spinach, vacuums, and Santa need not apply.) So, hurry and book this kid for your next promotional gig! Operators, er, mommy is standing by!