(This post was so inspired by Kristen’s post about Aidan at Motherhood Uncensored. Nothing like spending the day thinking of hot guys. Thanks for making my day go faster, Kristen!)
Does anyone else out there have a List of 5 with their significant other?
What is this List of 5 you speak of?
The List of 5 is your personal list of celebrities that, if given the chance, you’d have sex with without a second thought. Even though you’re married or partnered, if one of these people happened to be in the same place as you, and they were totally into you, you’d have complete and total permission from your S.O. to stray for just that one night.
The rules are simple. The List of 5 may be anyone that you don’t know. Naturally, celebrities, musicians, and sports stars tend to be the picks. The guy down the street is right out. Your S.O. has to be OK with everyone on the list – no wanting to get down and dirty with KFed (as if) if your S.O. can’t stand him.
The list can also evolve and change as your tastes change. Sure, Billy Joel was a good lookin’ guy when he was younger, but now? Eh, I’ll pass.
My current List of 5? Here’s the guys I was pondering this afternoon, in reverse order:
5. Heath Ledger – Oh yeah, he’s a cutie. I don’t care that he has put on a little sympathetic weight gain from his girlfriend’s pregnancy. He’s still a hottie, and has been ever since I first saw him in a little-known TV series called Roar. Back then the hair was more blonde and he was young and skinny. Just my type at the time.
Since then, he’s evolved and changed quite a bit, and lucky for me, he’s changed right along with my tastes. Yeah, he’s a stay at home dad now, so if you’re feeling bored, Heath, look me up!
4. Cillian Murphy – This guy is fairly new to me. I first saw him in Batman Begins. Dark hair, pale skin, and those eyes. Oh, those eyes! It’s like he can see right through me, right into me.
With the right stare from him, I’d give in and do anything he asked as I melted into a pool at his feet. Slightly creepy goth guys are so cute to me. Sure, go ahead and call me weird, but if I wasn’t ever into slightly goth guys, I probably never would have married my husband.
3. Johnny Depp – Quirky, shy, and such a bad boy. I can’t decide if I love his movies because I find him so good looking or if I find him so good looking because I love his movies. Either way, he’s smack in the middle at #3.
I prefer him when his hair is grown out a bit, and without a mustache. Although even his Jack Sparrow character has some charm to him.
I don’t think Aaron would ever have to worry about me running away with Johnny. He’s just a little too strange at times for me. But a one night stand? Hell yeah!
2. Colin Firth – Mr. Darcy himself is near the top of my list. Again, it’s all in the eyes. His aren’t creepy and piercing like Mr. Murphy’s up there, but more smoldering and wistful. And then there’s that softly curled, gently tousled hair that I want to run my fingers through.
I’m pretty sure he’s one of the major reasons I love Pride & Prejudice so much, and why I will drag anyone who even mentions a passing interest in the story over to watch the entire 6 hour series. Colin taught me what it means to swoon.
And (drumroll please)….my number one pick is:
1. Gerard Butler – Dear GOD, this man is hot! I first fell for him when I happened to pass by the TV series Attila. As I was flipping channels, I saw him, and stopped to marvel. At that point, I watched the entire series. Twice. At least. And not because I’m a history buff.
The funny thing is that people have told me that Gerard Butler as Attila and Aaron share a bit of a resemblance. Both have the very dark brown hair, the beard, the dark skin, and the pale eyes. So maybe Aaron should consider that I’m only lusting after a slightly more famous version of himself?
After Attila, I found out that I had seen this gorgeous man in other movies and just not known it. Reign of Fire. Timeline. Dracula 2000 (shut up, I liked it). Tomb Raider 2 (oh wait, I never saw that one).
And then he was cast in Phantom of the Opera. He’s sexy, has a Scottish accent, and he can sing? Ding ding ding! We have a winner! I love my husband with all of my heart, but if given the opportunity to shack up with Gerard for a night, you’d better believe I will.
OK, I’ve listed my 5. Now it’s your turn. Who’s on your List of 5?
PS – Since I’m sure my husband is reading this post and rolling his eyes, I’ll help him out a little. I’d like to take this opportunity to also mention that I have sucked Aaron into blogging, and invite those of you (or, more likely, your husbands) who like comic books and superheroes to check out Underneath the Mask.
Okay, everyone is going to think I am a complete and total freak, because who I fantasize about is not the norm LOL!
Ahemmm..here we go.
1) Anthony Robbins
2) Morrissey
3) Ryan Reynolds
4) James Spader
5) Anthony from the Wiggles…no I’m just kidding (or am I?)
5) Andrew McCarthy
and not necessarily in that order!
I like me some ryan reynolds too – very funny and cute to boot.
Probably Michael Vartan, Aiden (or Aidan…), a young Sean Connery (love the shhhhing noise and his accent when he talks), er, Paul Walker is cute but a little ditsy – Taye Diggs
Is that 5? 🙂
Kristen – Aw, hell, I knew I misspelled Aidan! I forgot about Taye Diggs – he is yummy!
Rhonda – If it makes you feel any better, I considered Anthony Wiggle for my top 5 also. *blush* I like him in a nerdy kinda way. Oohh..and James Spader is a good one too!
Actually, it’s either one I think… And Anthony Wiggle is HOT ( for a wiggle ) –
I think we might have to have a fight off here Rhonda for the mens.
Great idea….I think when I put mine up it will upset my mum..theres a girl on there!! I totally agree with Mr Depp. Of course he’d have to be dressed up as Captaion Sparrow….oh yumm….
I can’t stop laughing about the Anthony Wiggle comment. My friend had sex dreams about him when pregnat with her second child. He is hot for a wiggle.
We don’t have an official list but I think yours would come pretty close to mine. Yum
I think my tastes are changing because I honestly cannot think of a list of 5. If I could think of one, however, George Clooney would be on it.
Btw, I loved that you knew there was a Battleship tournament!
debambam – I used to have a woman on my list, too, but celebrity women have all become so thin and bony. And the thought of being with a skeleton isn’t pleasing at all.
sunshine scribe – That’s hilarious about your friend having sex dreams about Anthony! I’ve dreamed about him, but in the dream he takes me out to dinner and kisses me goodnight. Gentleman all the way.
Mrs. Chicky – George Clooney is a good one! And he seems to just get better with age.
kvetch blogger – You can have as many as you like! Without someone to nix your choices, you can even pick the guy down the street. 🙂
Colin Firth would be my top five!!! He it totally my fave of all the celeberties.
Ewan McGregor
Liam Neeson
Alan Rickman (OK, weird one, I know, but the VOICE)
Gabriel Byrne
Benicio del Toro
Me likey the accents.
And, um, that’s more than five. Oops.
Oh, and Brad Pitt in Fight Club, but only in Fight Club. Good dirty boy action.
Oh, oh – and Sark from Alias. Don’t know the actor’s name. And Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and, and…
…I’ll stop now.
I’m divorced. Can my list be 50?
1. Johnny Depp (no question)
2. Jon Gruden
3. Brad Pitt (any era)
4. Sting
5. Simeon Rice
Okay, can I just have Heath Ledger on there 5 times? Or more specifically, his character from “10 Things I Hate About You.” I hate Julia Stiles …
Oh, and then Tom Skerritt. I know he’s old, shut up. He’s freakin’ hot and you know it – remember Poison Ivy? Hmm? You know you do …
2badladies – I’ll take your list as well! I forgot about Ewan McGregor…oh I loved him in Moulin Rouge. Of course, there’s really no surprise with him, since I’ve seen him fully naked. And Alan Rickman can talk dirty to me anytime he likes. 🙂
I had to turn my list into a full-blown post, so you’ll have to stop by to see mine!
By the way, I also find Anthony Wiggle slightly attractive, but I often question the sexuality of anything in the Wiggles house.
Cillian Murphy is my #1. LOL. The first movie I saw him in was 28 days later. He is HOT! I have watched everything he has been in since.
#2 Matthew Fox. I’ve liked him since Party of Five. Now I am obsessed with LOST since he is on there.
#3 Matthew McConaughey. I have watched How to Lose a Guy in Ten 10 days too many times to count. I love his accent! It’s so like mine.
#4 Julian McMahon. Um, who doesn’t love Dr. Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck?
Tie between #5 Josh Hartnett & Paul Walker They are both HOT!
I could go on and on…LOL…the hubs favorite girl is Jessica Alba. I’m just glad that I think she is hot. I can’t stand when he thinks a girl is hot if I think she is ugly.
this one is easy for me (in no particular order):
1. Taye Diggs
2. Guy Pierce
3. Ryan Philippe
4. Ed Burns
5. Martin from zooboomafoo (and get this, I’m not even a mom)
Holy Crap!! I’m SO bummed I found this two years after it was posted!!!!! Okay, maybe nobody’s listening anymore, but I gotta voice my opinion anyway. Here goes:
1) Gerard Butler — No question!!
2) David Boreanaz (Angel, for those who aren’t aware)
3) Randy Orton (the wrestler–gawd he’s hot) I do know him personally, but he still has to count, pleeeez!
4) Johnny Depp (Heath Ledger would be #4 if he were still alive, God bless him!)
5) Joan Jett — I know, she’s not a man, but dang-I’m not a lesbian and would still do her in a heartbeat. thump, thump
Thank you, I feel better now =)
Cillian Murphy is yum! My top celeb crush!