A Mommy Story

Announcer1: Welcome to MNT Wrestling**! We’re LIVE in Columbus, OH tonight, and this promises to be an exciting show, folks!

Announcer2: That’s right, JR, tonight’s main event is sure to be one for the record books. It’s a repeat match-up between Mommy Dearest and her arch rival, the Toddler Tornado.

A1: They’ve met in the ring several times over the past year. You may remember, King, Mommy Dearest was the undisputed champion for most of that year.

A2: Yes, JR, but these past few months have seen the Toddler Tornado back in the gym, working harder than ever to take down Mommy Dearest and claim the MNT Wrestling World Title. Will she be able to take down Mommy Dearest, who clearly has her beat in height and weight?

A1: Mommy Dearest may have her beat in the numbers, but remember, this is a diaper match. Numbers don’t matter much in this type of match if you have the speed and agility to outwit your opponent. I think she’s got a trick or two up her sleeve tonight, King. Let’s watch.

Ring Announcer: The following event is a diaper match. The winner of this match will be determined as follows: Mommy Dearest will be declared the victor if she secures a new diaper on Toddler Tornado. Should Toddler Tornado escape before the new diaper is secure, she will be awarded the win.

First up is the champion, weighing in at *cough*hack*cough* pounds, the mom with the smarts, Mommy Dearest! *cheers*

And her opponent, weighing in at 28 pounds 12 ounces, the kid with a kick, it’s the Toddler Tornado! *cheers*

*DING DING DING*

A2: And Mommy Dearest starts out with a sneak attack! She comes up from behind and scoops up Toddler Tornado! What a move!

A1: Much better than her old tactic of announcing her actions.

A2: That’s for sure. But the Toddler Tornado is retaliating with a shriek and squirming. It seems Mommy Dearest has the lock on her, though.

A1: And Mommy Dearest has now put Toddler Tornado on her back! This may be over before it even starts!

A2: The pants are off, and Toddler Tornado has to realize that if she doesn’t make her move soon, she’s a goner. Now the old diaper is off!

A1: But Toddler Tornado is up! She’s resisting the hold with all her might, her upper body up and attempting to roll away from Mommy Dearest!

A2: Yes, JR, Mommy Dearest made a critical mistake. She let up on her grip in order to reach for the baby wipes, allowing Toddler Tornado the chance to use her Rolling Thunder hold break.

A1: Now the two competitors are locked in a struggle for control! Mommy Dearest is attempting to pin Toddler Tornado, but this small competitor is resisting. Look at that passion!

A2: Is the Toddler laughing at Mommy Dearest? What a slap in the face!

A1: Mommy Dearest has positioned the new diaper now, but can she get it on Toddler Tornado?

A2: The Toddler Tornado looks like she’s giving up! Mommy Dearest is drawing in closer now.

A1: Oh! My! Gawd! It was a fakeout! Toddler Tornado is now using her signature Flailing Legs move! Mommy Dearest can’t get a hand near her! What a slobberknocker of a fight!

A2: Look at those legs go! But you’ve got to give Mommy Dearest credit – she’s taken several kicks to the legs and stomach, but keeps going!

A1: Uh-oh, Toddler Tornado seems to be tiring out. The Flailing Legs move took too much out of her, and now Mommy Dearest has her pinned in the Double Leg Lock! The diaper is on! It’s all over! It’s all over!

*DING DING DING*

A2: Tune in tomorrow for a handicap match with Toddler Tornado versus tag team partners Mommy Dearest and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy!

** MNT = Mothers ‘n Toddlers Wrestling