Scene: Our house, 7:30pm. That 70’s Show has just ended on FX. Aaron and I are busy getting things ready to put Cordy to bed. The movie 28 Days Later is starting on FX.
Me: Hmmm, we should probably change the channel now.
Aaron: Yeah, we should. While I have no problem with Cordy following her daddy’s love of zombies, it’s a little too soon, I think.
Me: (changing the channel) Hey, look! Queen of the Damned is on SciFi.
Aaron: Because that’s clearly so much better for her.
Me: Awww, it’s fine. They’re not at the end of the movie, so there’s nothing gory on the screen. They’re just talking.
(Cordy walks up to the TV and watches)
Me: See? She likes it. (speaking to Cordy) These are vampires, sweetie. Modern vampires are very pretty. And that’s Stuart Townsend. We like Stuart Townsend. Can you say “yum”?
Aaron: Why do I have the feeling that someday we’ll be fighting over which type of undead Cordy finds cooler?
End scene. Please don’t call CPS on us.
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