Me: Cordy, tell your great-grandma “bye-bye”!
Cordy: (opening and closing her fingers) Die! Die!
Cordy’s great grandmother: (Puzzled) Did she just tell me to die?
Me: Oh, uh, well, she’s saying bye. She just can’t say the B-sound yet.
Cordy’s great grandmother: But didn’t she just say “ball” earlier?
Me: OK, you got me there. I was trying to save your feelings.
(Later, to Aaron)
Me: Time to lay off the zombie games and horror movies around Cordelia. She’s starting to freak out the relatives. Next thing you know, she’ll be talking like those kids in Pet Semetary or The Shining.
Aaron: Hey Cordy, say “Red rum!”
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