Me: Cordy, tell your great-grandma “bye-bye”!
Cordy: (opening and closing her fingers) Die! Die!
Cordy’s great grandmother: (Puzzled) Did she just tell me to die?
Me: Oh, uh, well, she’s saying bye. She just can’t say the B-sound yet.
Cordy’s great grandmother: But didn’t she just say “ball” earlier?
Me: OK, you got me there. I was trying to save your feelings.
(Later, to Aaron)
Me: Time to lay off the zombie games and horror movies around Cordelia. She’s starting to freak out the relatives. Next thing you know, she’ll be talking like those kids in Pet Semetary or The Shining.
Aaron: Hey Cordy, say “Red rum!”
just don’t let her do that little thing with the finger where she says “Cordy’s not here right now Mrs. Torrence!”
LOL that is so funny! Kida do and say the darndest things.
That’s hilarious! I about showered my keyboard with my coffee. 🙂 Thanks for the laugh.
I was in the car with Aaron when she started making demonic growling sounds. Aaron calmly and without turning just said “No, I don’t want to talk to Pazzuzu, I want to talk to Cordelia.”
You might want to look into an exorcist.
-Nico
That is so funny lol. My husband would try to encourage that, esp. to my sister or his mother. He is horrible.
Kids are simply the source of so much laughter aren’t they? They never cease to amaze me…thanks for the giggle!